I am back!

I am back, from not being on the site in the LONGEST of times!!

sorry everyone!

-
HC <3

Bored

 

Lovely.

POOBAH

this is a letter from Poobah.

My dear fans, it has come to my attention that no one goes on this blog anymore.
It is very saddening to me to hear these dreadful rumors about how nobody creates new posts or anything!! It is a very sad day for me. Please make me happy again by going on this and creating your own post. If one person even comments on this post within a month, I will be happy and I will give you a tour of my ninja mansion. If not, bad thigs will happen.

Thank you my dear fans.

~Poobah

Eighth Grade

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

okay, now that that's out of my system...MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

hehe

okay.

8th grade

WE GET TO RULE THE SCHOOL!!

HAHA!!! Little Sevies. :P

Beeecccaauuussseee

Because of the lack of posts, I am posting one.

Posted

Poobah's Looks and Characteristics

Name: Poobah
Age: nobody knows...
Birthday: May 4, Star Wars Day
Hair color: nobody really knows under that hat/mask thing...
Eye color: Black
Eye shape: oval
Height: short
Crushes: none
BEST Friends: Meg, Helen
Friends: Everyone who comes to this website
Enemies: Khouang
Pet Peeve: Khouang's website

Favorites
Color: Black
TV Show: . . .
Song: Ode to Poobah
Month: May
Holiday: Star Wars Day/ His Birthday
Flower: Rose
Jewel: Black Diamond
Weapon: sword/saber/machete type thing
Sport: Origami
Animal: Dog

Other Information
Poobah likes his fans, and wishes that he could have more, but knows that that is a selfish thought. His fans motivate him to do what he does best, being Poobah the ninja. Being the loving ninja adored by many, hated by two. Poobah would like to thank all of his friends, fans, and family for supporting him this far into fame and fortune. Thank you all.

From Poobah

A girl who loved chocolate came upon a note this afternoon.

It reads:

Dear fans,
*sniffle* I can't believe it! Almost a month ago, I was a lonely clip art. But now, I am a NINJA!!! You are so dedicated and loving, I have to admit. I am touched! But, please, admire the two young ladies who put together my site! *round of applause* They are two dedicated women with big, *sniffle* caring hearts! *sniffle* Sorry, sorry. I'm ok. I just can't believe there are some people who love me as much as you all do! I hope to meet you all one by one and give you a big hug someday!! Please, continue to visit my website to check up on my activity (the two girl who made my site follow me around like paparazzi/stalkers to document what I am doing, so they have pretty valid information).
Your Loveing Idol,
Poohbah

The girl then ran and handed the note to someone else who posted it online as you see it.

How This Website Came To Be Part II

The amazing person who had so graciously clicked on him, didn't bring him to any WEBSITE!! No! She cut and pasted him onto an EMAIL!! How lowly and undignified for poor Poobah!! He grumped, and slouched, and acted miserable for a while, but then he decided to read the email to see if there might be any clues to how he could get himself a website.

As he read, his eyes got wider and wider. He just knew that these two girls- emailing a really random email about hoohah back and forth- were the ones. They were so random, so odd, so completely WEIRD that they would be just the kind of people to make a website all dedicated to him and only him.

His thoughts were proved to be correct when the other girl asked what his name was, and the first girl wrote Poobah. He almost burst with delight!! Then when she suggested that they make a website for him, Poobah teared up with amazing emotion. He always wanted this prophecy to come true, and now his life was complete. He was pasted onto a wonderful black and cool website with green text for stories all about him!!

Poobah's prophecy had come true, and he was content.

The End

How This Website Came To Be Part I

A while ago, or just last month, Poobah was just another ordinary clip art. If you looked up "ninja" under google images clip art, he was just one of the about 121,000 results that would show up. But something changed for him for the better, when Nick, his rival ninja, got sick. Nick had to withdraw from Google Images for a while, until he recovered.
Well, Poobah was now the VERY FIRST RESULT when you looked for ninja under google images clip art. He believed that this could help to fufill his prophecy given to him so long ago by Dani and Lea, the black papers in oragami.
One day, starting off just like all the others, someone googled ninja-all results. Poobah sighed. Nobody ever looked under clip art. How rude.
Suddenly, he felt a change!! He was whirring, straight up to the top of the list!! To the very front!! And suddenly, BAM!!!!!!! HE WAS BEING CLICKED ON!!!!!
Poobah was the happiest ninja in the world!!! SOMEBODY CARED ABOUT HIM!!!
He knew that this must be the fufillment of the prophecy!! This very nice person who had found him under google images just HAD to make him his website now!!
Unfortunately, he was wrong.
[to be continued]

Personality Quiz: What Kind of Ninja are You??

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RESPECT POOBAH

Some people have been evesdropped on, talking about how Poobah might not be all that awesome. DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!!!!! Poobah is the best ninja that there is, or will ever be. He is amazing. It's so simple!! HE even has a black paper in oragami!! That is just how cool Poobah is. If you still do not believe me, than get off this fan club. Here is a small list of Poobah's talents.

1. He can bungee jump
2. He can sing opera
3. He can wield a sword
4. He looks so cute!!!!!!!!!!
5. He teaches life lessons at the gym on Teusdays.
6. I don't care if I spelled Tuesdays wrong!
7. He cares about the smallest and largest of animals (from Missy to Zoe)
8. He even cares about the medium sized ones!!
9. He can rappell down walls
10. HE IS A NINJA FOR PETE'S SAKE!!! WHO CAN BEAT THAT!?!?!?!?!

About Poobah

You may be wondering who our miraculous leader is. Poobah was a regular ninja, with many nerdy friends who were also ninjas. He likes pirouette cookies, italian food, and chocolate, like most ninjas. But one day, Poobah was practicing the lost art of origami when, in a flurry of feathers, two girl appeared in front of him. Their names were Lea and Dani, and they had black papers in origami.
"Poobah," one of the girls had said. "You are the first ninja to uncover our hiding place in hundreds of years."
"We will reward you," the other said. "When you are older, you will travel the world and meet many nice people, who will dedicate a club to you online."
"That is all," the two girls said in unison, and they disappeared in a flurry of feathers, much as they arrived.

And that is EXACTLY what happened, isn't that nice??

All the things I needed to know in life, I learned from Poobah the Ninja

1. Look before you step, you never know if it might be an enemy trap.
2. Look cute- you will be underestimated and be able to surprise them.
3. Your hat (or head wrap) is the most important part of your fashion statement.
4. HOOHAH is a word reserved only for ninjas.
5. Live life to its fullest, because you're not dead yet.
6. Love The Lion King.
7. Figure out things for yourself (like why #6 has anything to do with ninjas.)
8. Never lose your sense of sneakyness.
9. Speak softly, and carry a big sword.
10. NINJAS ARE DA BOMB!!

POOBAH IS THE BOMB

This website has been created out of love for Poobah the Ninja. Everyone loves Poobah, so everyone loves this website (obviously) Feel free to add to this website, all dedicated to POOBAH!!