All the things I needed to know in life, I learned from Poobah the Ninja

1. Look before you step, you never know if it might be an enemy trap.
2. Look cute- you will be underestimated and be able to surprise them.
3. Your hat (or head wrap) is the most important part of your fashion statement.
4. HOOHAH is a word reserved only for ninjas.
5. Live life to its fullest, because you're not dead yet.
6. Love The Lion King.
7. Figure out things for yourself (like why #6 has anything to do with ninjas.)
8. Never lose your sense of sneakyness.
9. Speak softly, and carry a big sword.
10. NINJAS ARE DA BOMB!!