From Poobah

A girl who loved chocolate came upon a note this afternoon.

It reads:

Dear fans,
*sniffle* I can't believe it! Almost a month ago, I was a lonely clip art. But now, I am a NINJA!!! You are so dedicated and loving, I have to admit. I am touched! But, please, admire the two young ladies who put together my site! *round of applause* They are two dedicated women with big, *sniffle* caring hearts! *sniffle* Sorry, sorry. I'm ok. I just can't believe there are some people who love me as much as you all do! I hope to meet you all one by one and give you a big hug someday!! Please, continue to visit my website to check up on my activity (the two girl who made my site follow me around like paparazzi/stalkers to document what I am doing, so they have pretty valid information).
Your Loveing Idol,
Poohbah

The girl then ran and handed the note to someone else who posted it online as you see it.